COMEDY TIME

 

    1.Define biology and sociology. Akpos: A new born baby that looks like the father is biology, if he looks like the neighbor, it is sociology

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   Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a Monkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Akpos: Brotherly love.
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   Chichi:Mum Akpos paid me2climb a tree. MUM:He Is an Idiot,He Wanted 2 c ur Pant.Chich:I Knew It but I'm smart.I removed It be4 climbin

   
   
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   AKPOS: U look like someone I've seen on TV b4, are U a Celebrity? GIRL: *blushing* awww, thanks, who exactly? AKPOS: Bakary Sagna

   
   
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   AKPOS; Switheart, let's play Hide & Seek.. Chichi; Noooooo, the last time we did, I didn't find u till February 15!
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   Class choose between money n brain? Akpos:I'd go for D money! Teacher:I'd go 4 brain! Akpos:Well everybody goes 4 wht he doesn't have
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   Akpos call customer care by 1am. After 30mins of advert finally akpos comes on line. Customer care ...hello this...
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   Teacher: Why You dey Ground? Akpos: Na u Talk Say Make I do dis Maths And Make I no use Table "
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   Akpos:I am dreamin to be rich...just like my father.Teaher:"Is ur father rich? Akpos:No,he's dreaming Too